Poppin Buttons EnglandXReaderXSealand

Warning: Hinted lemon and a wee bit lime? But it's mainly a crack fic so I think pressing the "mature content" button is not needed. If you think otherwise, tell me and I'll gladly edit it. Enjoy.

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“_____, are you sure it’s alright if we do this?”

You were lying on your lover’s bed and your boyfriend, Arthur, was hovering above you.

It has been a while since you two got together again. Being an English teacher, you were assigned to organize your school’s theatrical play and it took up a lot of dates on your planner. But the play was over, you were finally free and you were going to make sure your visit with Arthur tonight would be worthwhile.

“Yes Arthur, but is it okay? Your brother might hear us” You asked, worried

“He won’t, he’s busy playing with the keyboards I bought him” He answered nonchalantly

True enough, a loud unharmonious melody could be heard at the room next door. Peter was probably tapping random notes here and there. You giggled at his enthusiasm, Peter is one of your students in English class and you always find his fervor cute and endearing.

Arthur cleared his throat as if telling you to get your attention back to him.

“Well, love?” He asked

You looked at Arthur and beamed at him. And with a hint of seduction in your voice, you said.

“Well, what are you waiting for love?”

In no time, Arthur connected his lips to yours, his hands caressing your sides. His gentle fingers went from your hips to your tummy. He clutched a button of your blouse and…

Poppin buttons!

“Wha-?!” Arthur uttered, surprised at the sudden outburst of Peter’s voice

Poppin buttons!
Poppin buttons!

You laughed softly, it seemed like Peter was trying to compose a song.

“Relax Arthur, he’s just trying to make a song”

“Okay” Arthur sighed deeply

He resumed with unbuttoning your blouse, succeeding in opening one.

I popped a button!
I love poppin buttons!

A vein popped out on Arthur’s head but he still tried to remain focused.

1, 2, 3, 4 Poppin buttons!
Poppin the buttons more!

Arthur was irked but he succeeded in unbuttoning four more, your top undergarment finally peeking out.

Poppin buttons is easy!
Your frilly thingy is peeking!
It’s so cute and teasing!

Arthur sat up finally exploding.

“What kind of bloody song is he trying to come up with?!” He groaned, irritated

You sat up too, giggling at your lover’s short temperament.

“Artie, calm down” You held his right shoulder, stroking it a bit

Arthur ogled at you and you smiled at him. He breathed another deep sigh before flashing a small smile at you.

“Alrig—“

I’ll look at you and say: What’s up!
I’m gonna… eat you up?

Wait, what does that even mean? Oh well, at least it rhymes…

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

“The bloody hell is in that git’s song!” Arthur snapped

Peter’s composition could still be heard in the background.

My thick caterpillar brows are wiggling!
I don’t care about my poor, innocent young brother!
I’m gonna take his pure, young love away from him!
Oh oh oh oh! Poppin, poppin buttons!


“That doesn’t even rhyme!” He flailed his arms


You laughed as you watch the agitated Arthur Kirkland rub his temples.


“It can’t be helped then” You breathed, closing your eyes


“Love?” Arthur looked at you, confused


“You can stop trying…”


“W-What? Wait, no! I-I--!”


You cut him off by grabbing his torso and flipping him under you.


“_____!” He flushed


You put a finger on his lips to hush him. You stooped near his face and teasingly blew a faint breath to his ear, then whispered sensually.


“I’ll be the leader tonight”


You entwined your fingers with his and kissed him as you placed his arms over his head. You traced lenient kisses from his lips to his jaw, way down his neck, sucking at the sensitive part between his neck and collarbone.


“AAAAH!” Arthur grunted loudly


In fact, you thought it was too loud, you stopped and retreated a few feet away from his upper body.


“A-Arthur, not too loud!” You told him


He gave you an apologetic look.


“Do you think he heard?” He asked, a bit nervous


You both kept quiet and observed the noise that was coming from the room beside Arthur’s. To your surprise, it was already silent. Peter was not singing anymore, even the sound of his musical instrument was gone.


“Maybe he’s finally asleep?” You hesitantly told Arthur


Arthur just shrugged. After a moment of silence, you decided it was safe to proceed.


“Shall we continue then?” You teased


Arthur smirked. He unfastened the last remaining button of your blouse and pulled you close to him. You gasped as he trailed light kisses along your chest. When…


“Arthur! Arthur!” Came a loud squeaky voice


Peter was frantically banging the door!


You yelped and scampered away from Arthur. You stood up and hastily fastened back the buttons of your blouse and tidied it before walking your way to the door. Arthur sat up beside the bed, his face contorted with annoyance. You opened the door to let Peter in.


“Hi, Peter” You greeted with a smile


“Good evening Teacher _____, why do you look all flustered? Are you alright?” He asked


“I-I’m not flustered” You replied, laughing nervously


“You really look flustered though” He stated


“I-I’m not!” You blushed and changed the subject


“Do you need anything, Peter?”


“Actually, yes. I need my brother Arthur” He said

Peter invited himself inside Arthur’s room and went straight to where his brother was.


“What do you want?” Arthur asked, uninterested


“I heard an odd sound coming from here, did it come from you, Arthur?”


Arthur blushed in embarrassment, knowing fully well what Peter was talking about. You ogled at the siblings. You bit your lower lip, curious at how would Arthur handle the situation.


“Y-Yes, it was me…” He looked away from his brother’s prying gaze


“You see, my… my stomach hurts. Yes, it was a sound of pain” Arthur said as if he’s trying to convince himself too


“Really? But it was like a sound of pain… and bliss!” Peter exclaimed


Your eyes went saucer-like wide. Both yours and Arthur’s faces flushed this time.


“And I love it, brother! Do you think you can do it again? I want to record it and put it on my song-essay! It’s an assignment in Science, an essay which I decided to turn into a song. Have you heard me singing? I was creating it a while ago, with the keyboards you bought me! Arthur, can you please make the sound now?” Peter blabbered, putting a recorder in front of his brother


“W-What?! No you can’t! And I won’t do it!” Arthur swatted the recorder away from him


“But brother, I need it on my essay. Please!”


“No, I won’t!”


“Why? Was the sound not easy to do?”


“G-Go back to your room, you git!”


You couldn’t help but laugh at the scene in front of you. You covered your mouth with your hand and giggled dotingly at the two bickering brothers…


The two were just too precious that you couldn’t imagine what your life would be like if you had not met them.


--- Extended Ending ---

The next day…


“Good morning, love”


Arthur embraced you before you could get out of bed. He nuzzled and traced light kisses on your shoulder.


“Isn’t it a bit too early, Arthur?” You asked


“Well, we haven’t done it yesterday and I still want to do it” he said, gently nipping your skin


“Peter’s at school now and your class starts at noon so it’s a perfect opportunity, but I’ll stop if you don’t want to”


“Actually, I still want to too… close the curtain will you?” You tittered


When you heard a loud sing-song voice coming from Peter’s room.


THIS SONG IS ABOUT THOSE CLOSED CURTAINS, AND WINDOWS TOO!


You took your phone on the bedside table and looked at the date.

“Oh, that’s right, it’s a weekend today”


Arthur face palmed.


Meanwhile at Peter’s room…


Peter was randomly tapping the keys of the keyboards once again, a smug smirk was etched on his face. Arthur may have taken his puppy love away from him but he wouldn’t back down without a fight…


Well, he plan to at least make his brother’s love life a-a… crappy crap?


“That’s what you get for taking away Teacher _____!” he stated before continuing his new little composition


OH, CLOSED CURTAINS! CLOSED CURTAINS AND WINDOWS TOO!

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